"Honey, I went to that super-awesome shopping site you showed me the other day. You know, the one that has a couple of great specials daily? Well, I bought a couple of things, one's great, the other you may get mad about..."
"oh, please don't say you bought the bulbs"
"I got these LED lightbulbs, 4 for $10! Such a good deal, I bought 8!"
"You realize those are only 15-watt equivalent, right? Good as nightlights and that's it."
"But they're cheap! And look just like the ones you freaked out over in the store the other day, but THOSE were $15 each! We just got 8 for $20, plus shipping!"
"..."
"sigh"
"So, what was the 'bad' purchase?"
"Oh. I also got an unused Israli gasmask for $17."
"SWEET! FUCK YEAH!!!"
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