I would like to know why men wear masculine cologne, and women wear this pretty floral perfume crap. If I'm going to spend all this time sniffing Teh Geek, and it's obvious his manly scent comes from a bottle, then why shouldn't I *want* him to smell all pretty? I cannot stop huffing this new perfume I got, but chances are he doesn't give a rat's ass about this, let alone how pretty it smells. So why do I even bother spraying myself with it? I'll just rub some bacon grease on my neck (and elbows while I'm at it-- that stuff has to work wonders for dry skin!), and spritz him with something pretty, and BAM! We'd be all over each other.
Right?
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